our mortgage broker

i can't believe that we are paying him at all never mind the outrageous amount that we are. his faults which have now officially number enough to be considered a freak.

1. every time we talk to him he makes some comment about his heterosexuality. i don't know if he is afraid we will mistake him for gay, but it is really annoying. i know they can't help the way they are, but do they need to throw it in your face all the time?

2. the time he made us meet him at a friendly's in east bumfuck. i was under the impression that he should be inconvenienced not us, the paying customer. and we won't even talk about how the food on the menu is 4000 times better than the cold gross food that they serve you.

3. and now the biggest fault of all. we were supposed to close on the house today at 11am. but we can't because he didn't file a paper or get some paper, whatever. now, we found the house in august, signed the purchase and sale in oct. and have been waiting for the people who own the house to find somewhere else to live. this should have given him plenty of time to get his shit together. but apparantly not. so we have to wait until monday, not really a huge problem for us, but the other two families are fucked. we are not moving until next saturday, but they were supposed to move this weekend.

i can't wait until this is all over with and we are all moved in. this has to be one of the most stressfull times in my life, and as some of you know i have had my share of stressfull times.