gutters and steps and windows, oh my!!!!!

we recently signed a 30,000 dollar contract with newpro to get windows. i know, this is ridiculous. who needs that kind of windows? but you were not at the marathon educational whoopdeedoo that was the demonstration of the windows. they showed up at 7pm and didn't leave until nearly 11pm and my roast pork came and went without being eaten. it was like a moonie retreat. i found out that if i am deprived of pork roast i will agree to almost anything.

today the handyman express or some such nonsense came by and gave us two estimates for the gutters. the first one was to just fix them. 460 plus materials. the second was to replace them. 1150 plus materials. materials being gutters. for christ sake. gutters are not included in the price to replace the gutters.

he also said that the steps were beyond what he could do and he knew a guy who could do it because all the bricks should be pulled up and repointed. that means cemented down. in case you didn't know what pointed means. and why should you. so we need a specialist for the fucking front steps.

did anyone see that movie with tom hanks when he was still funny? now i know how he felt. and not just because he was married to shelley long.

my recommendation, don't buy a house unless you are related to donald trump and on very good terms with him at that.

The apocalypse has begun.

usually i do not care about politics in a big way. the freaks will do what the freaks will do and then new freaks will come and do different things. freakish things. and the freaks did a huge thing today(?).

south dakota outlawed abortion. in 2006. in the united states of america. abortion for god sakes. now being gay you might say "why would you care about this of all things?". or you might not because you are not ignorant. this is exactly where the slippery slope starts my friends. i know that we all know it started long ago but this is something noone could have seen coming. i can get married in massachusetts and some poor knocked up hick can't have an abortion. because we all know that this does not and has never affected rich women.

what comes next? i won't go on and on about this, take it away imaginations........gotta go and cook dinner.

my recommendation, get the hell out of south dakota. and not just the women of child bearing years. everyone. because you are next. whatever your deal. you are not safe. just pack up and leave quietly. they are so busy pulling their heads out of their asses that they will never miss you until you have safely crossed the border.......and don't tell me that is not next. a giant fence around south dakota. not that that is a bad thing.