Martha or the Canadians?

let me first say that i love canada. they seem to be much nicer people than americans and i love degrassi-in all it's forms.

that being said, this is a poll question from the canadian website "globeandmail.com".

Is it okay with you if convicted criminal Martha Stewart comes to Canada to row a giant pumpkin?

in my mind martha is less a convicted criminal than a greedy bastard. but clearly now she is an insane greedy bastard. what in the world does it mean to "row a giant pumpkin"? is she going to hollow it out and sit in it and row? is she going to be somehow attached to a whole pumpkin and row it that way? is it even a real pumpkin? FREAK

but the bigger question is why would anyone in canada give a rat's ass if she did or didn't? i can think of no way this could possibly affect anyone else besides her unless there is some kind of rowing a giant pumpkin event that she is entering and might possibly win. if that is true, why have we never heard of such a thing? the creeping unknown
recently wrote about her love of pumpkins and made no mention of this.

i realize that i need to add another freak to the picture. if this is not really happening, that means that the person in charge of coming up with polls for the globe and mail site pulled this question out of their ass. how could you ever come up with something so stupid? unless.....nope can't think of one good reason. sorry just a bunch of freaks

i forgot about my recommendation resolution so i had to come back and edit this post to include one. at bj's buy the berkley and jenson sandwich rolls. they are the best.